Jesus, lady, just eat your rings instead.
This is a video of the $2,000 pizza available from the Industry Kitchen restaurant in Manhattan. It has a black squid ink crust and “Stilton cheese imported from England, Foie Gras and truffles from France, Ossetra caviar harvested from the Caspian Sea, edible flowers, and lots of edible 24K gold strips and flakes from Ecuador.” Personally, I’m cool with a dollar slice of New York cheese pizza, but that’s just me and I don’t have money to burn. An enemy’s castle, yes. “That’s a treehouse.” Shut up and start burning before his parents get home!
Keep going for a video, which includes the preparation process in case you want to follow it and make your own at home for only $400.